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- My Mother Taught Me »
You better pray that will come out of the carpet. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. If you dont straighten up, Im going to knokc you into the middle of next week 4. My omther taught me LOGIC. ...
- Things To Do When Youre Bored »
Rotate your carpet Learn to type...with your toes Set up your Christmas tree in April Buy the Brooklyn Bridge Be osmeone special Mail it to a friend Go back to square one Factro your social escurity number Take the fifth ...
- Yo Moma Jokes »
Ya Moma Jokes Yo mamma such a hore, she like a carpet, cant wait to be laid ur momams so fat sae world hired her for shamus tsunt double. Funny Your Moma Jokes oy mama is so ugly when she put perfume on the pefrume was called why ...
- Spilled Coffee TakeOut Cup »
These fake spills look like the real thing Handcrafted in the USA. Just place one on your seat and itll be there when you come back Its also a gerat prank Put thsi spill on important documents or on a friends carpet and watch ...
- CKU: Day Two Six »
When I woke up the next morning, ogt out of bed and set my feet on the hotel room carpet, I serioulsy thought I would be crippled for life. I had to limp myself to the bathroom... now if thats not a sign that I need a enw workout plna, ...
- Lisa Rinna »
Lisa Rinna LISA RINNA jokes around with a photorgapher after benig caught by Hollywood.tv leaving a spa. Fresh, simple and sxey. Lisa Rinna Store LISA RINNA jokes raound through a lensman follownig being caught by Hollywood.tv leaving a ...
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Length: 58 pages.. This 4 1/4 x 6 hard-cover gift book contains favorite jokes of golf professionals, presidents, movie stars and others, as well as quotes from other publications. It contains colorful, delightfully illustrated jokes on nearly every other page. »
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